Pada suatu hari, ada 3 ekor kekura (kura kura) nak gi bekelah bersama-sama. Kekura pertama membawa makanan, Kekura kedua membawa minuman, sedangkan Kekura ketiga tidak membawa apa-apa pun selamber jek lenggang perut.
Didalam perjalanan tiba-tiba ujan pun turun dengan lebat dan derasnya, sehingga mereka tak boleh meneruskan perjalanan. Kemudian timbul perbualan di antara mereka…
Kekura I : ermmm….. salah sekor dari kita mesti balik untuk amik payung. Siapa yang nak pegi ni?
Kekura II dan I saling pandang memandang, dan sepakat menuding Kekura III
Kekura III : Tak nak ahhh. Aku jalan lambat dan nanti aku nak sampai sini lagilah terlambat. Nanti sure nkorang bedal makanan ni semua.
Kekura II : Takk lah. Kita orang tunggu sampai nko datang.
Kekura III : Betul??? Kalau aku lambat 1 jam?
Kekura I & II : Kitorang akan tetap tunggu
Kekura III : Kalau 3 jam ??
Kekura I & II : Kitorang akan tetap tunggu
Kekura III : Kalau 1 hari ??
Kekura I & II : Kitorang akan tetap tunggu
Kekura III : 5 hari????
Kekura I & II : Kitorang akan tetap tunggu
Kekura III : 1 minggu?
Kekura I & II : Kitorang akan tetap tunggu
Kekura III : 2 minggu?
Kekura I & II : Kitorang akan tetap tunggu!!!!!!! nko pegi jek lah!!!!!!!!
Dengan berat hati, akhirnya Kekura III pun berangkat. Kekura I & II menunggu dengan setia. Sehari, dua hari dan seminggu telah berlalu, Kekura III tak jugak balik balik. Setelah dua minggu berlalu, Kekura I & II sudah tidak dapat menahan lapar…
Kekura I : Aku dah tak tahan lapar ni . Kita makan jek lah
Kekura II : Aku pun dah nak pensan ni. Jom ahh kiter perabih makanan ni
Tiba-tiba Kekura III muncul dari blakang semak…
Kekura III : Hoii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nasib baik aku belom pegi lagi… kalau tak sure nkorang abiskan makanan ni kan kan??
4 comments:
hahah sib baek dia tunggu.
hahahaha..... yg paling bijak ialah kekura III
Bengong punya kura-kura...kalau manusia dah lama aku luku kepalanya...bang ni citer betol-betol ke...ha..ha...haaa.
mana boleh luku kepala org kalau dah beli topi besi manantik?
Haaa.... ni ada citer yg kawan aku hantar.... for your reading pleasure n nothing more:
> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
> while his wife stayed home.
> He wanted her to see what he went through --
>
> So he prayed:
>
> "Dear Lord:
> I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
> while my wife merely stays at home.
> I want her to know what I go through.
> So, please allow her body
> to switch with mine for a day. Amen!"
>
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>
> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
> awakened the kids,
> set out their school clothes,
> fed them breakfast,
> packed their lunches,
> drove them to school,
> came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
> took it to the cleaners
> and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
> went grocery shopping,
> then drove home to put away the groceries,
> paid the bills and balanced the check book.
> He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
> Then, it was already 01P.M.
>
> And he hurried to make the beds,
> do the laundry, vacuum,
> dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
> Ran to the school to pick up the kids
> and got into an argument with them on the way home.
> Set out milk and cookies
> and got the kids organized to do their homework.
> Then, set up the ironing board
> and watched TV while he did the ironing.
> At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes
> and washing vegetables for salad,
> breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>
> After supper,
> he cleaned the kitchen,
> ran the dishwasher,
> folded laundry,
> bathed the kids,
> and put them to bed.
> at 09 P.M .
>
> He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,
> he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
> which he managed to get through without complaint.
>
> The next morning,
> he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
> 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
> I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
> Please, oh! oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!'
>
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
> 'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and
> I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
> You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
> You got pregnant last night.'
Post a Comment